A pushy hand has made its debut in advertising. I'm not sure which agency Office Depot has hired (and will soon fire) to create these halloween-esque ads. See the Original. See Jay Leno's Version.
The last time a severed hand jumped unexpectedly out of a box and waved me to Office Depot, I proceeded to vomit all over the place, much like I'd enjoy vomiting on these ads.
I'm not sure which is worse - the hand or the theme song. The sad thing is, someone(s) was(were) paid money to sing that crap. I wonder if they put that glamorously repetitious piece of wizardry in their portfolios. Do theme-song-singers have portfolios? They must have a reel...
...I digress.
Andy L. posted this on another site -
"My problem with the hand is that I keep expecting it to grab someone inappropriately. Also; it is very pushy; it points at things three times when once would be just fine, thank you."No truer words have been spoken Andy.
Here's a hand that should be in your new ads...along with an apology:
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