Monday, July 21, 2008

Dear Movie Theater People,

A cup with a circumference twice the size of an "extra large", while shorter than your average Dixie cup, is still not a "small".

Please consult your nearest dictionary for assistance and/or get in touch with God to increase the rate of evolution so our puny human hands can accommodate such a cup.




Sincerely,

Movie-goer.

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